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nothing funnier than saying "back in my day" in your 20s as if you aren't the toddler of adults

people hate to hear this but is it a look or are they just skinny is the realest sentence ever uttered

TUMBLR'S SECOND ANNUAL BUG RACE

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🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes

🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.

🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes

🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!

theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

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things that sure are.

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things that are.

This is peak design

Can't believe no one posted chair (for sitting)

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fat trans people. you agree. reblog

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

PLEASE SETTLE A DEBATE.

If you HAD to get either of these fluids* on you, which would you prefer

Urine

Blood

See Results

*It would be from someone else, another human, and it would be on you in at least a semi-direct way, including at least part of your clothes. Pick.

Massive bonus points if you explain your reasoning in the notes, btw. I wanna know what the hell is going on through you guys' heads

what language did you learn in school and can you actually speak it?